How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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