Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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