I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
