just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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