I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
