apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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