this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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