walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm passing your future prison.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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