her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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