the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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