he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The beer is more important than you right now.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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