so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
me + whiskey = a bad person
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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