Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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