Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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