If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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