He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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