i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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