i just google imaged poop.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
high people should be assigned attendants
a search helicopter?!
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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