TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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