I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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