Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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