yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
is wine microwaveable?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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