I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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