maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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