The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
BRING THE BAGELS
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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