4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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