Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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