I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
