He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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