Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
This is classic penis vs brain.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
