this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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