David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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