i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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