why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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