im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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