I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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