I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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