she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I miss vodka workout Fridays
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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