yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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