now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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