I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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