She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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