Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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