dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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