so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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