but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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