where am i from again
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
it was like eating out sand paper
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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