It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Randomize
