Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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