I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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