So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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