OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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