i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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