Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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