I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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