Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Randomize
