i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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