just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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